What? I'd have given him the dough in pennies. Are pennies still legal tender ... seeing there's nothing tender about the bill?

Seriously - how has it got to this? NOBODY would convince me a crown costs that amount of money. I get that he has to pay for his Merc, and the lease on his practice, but hey, you are not personally propping him up, Annie.

Here's something else I don't get.

Given that our teeth are part of our skeletal system, why are they not billed under a Medicare plan?

Grr! That you managed to write this with humour tells me so much about you. 💜💜💜