So, at the risk of being a laughing stock I wrote:

Principal of Beverly High school announced that his whole staff would be traveling to Sacramento to hear acclaimed Anthropologist Margaret Mead, college president Dr. Robert Maynard Hutchins, and California governor Edmund Brown, speak on the new methods of teaching.

But now I know...I think! Oh dear...no wonder nobody reads mine.

Headline analyser...you're sacked. Thanks Malky...superstar!