Or maybe their time is up. It would be so much more interesting were they to use some of their billions for the common good. Who needs royalty?

Brits are hurting. Many are desperate. Some can't pay their bills.

A muck-raking book costing thirty quid, a book that will sell, will make these guys eye-watering amounts of money.

Mind you, when the pair splits up, and they are bereft of family, they could regret their brilliant idea.