Loved this one. I'm thinking bck to the days when we took children to a nurse to ensure they were meeting their milestones. The nurse asked our daughter to draw a picture of her dad. She drew a picture f him in impressive detail, black, curly hair, moustache, right color of eyes, etc, etc.

She then asked...is there anything you have left out. (his ears, always covered by hair!).

She then drew a penis as long as hisl egs. He has very long legs!