Janet I was going to respond to this by sharing how a friend of mine lives, but I've just realized there's a story in this.

She is incapable of tossing. She has an enormous house (the children have all fled!) and none of them wants any of it.

Walking into her house is akin to walking into an antique store, but worse. I can't relax there.

Have you thought about sending your darling husband on a cruise? A week would do it. :)