I've always been interested in these mammograms. If you don't have cancer when you have one, what's the chance you get something else after a mammogram?

Who in their right mind thought that squeezing a boob flat (like your grandmother did often when she was doing the weekly grind before washing machines came into vogue) was totally necessary, that it wouldn't be painful, that it wouldn't stir up some other crap?

Bet it was a bloke!

In all seriousness, good luck with everything. I think your chances are excellent.

And enjoy your wine and chocolate.

Thanks too for such a fun read. 💜