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If There Is One Time In The Month That No Man Can Ever, Ever, Comprehend…it’s
the dreaded PERIOD!
This points to a jobs-for-the-boys’ appointment!
It beggars belief…someone to spearhead a period dignity position is given to a young man.
Unless he plans to spearhead it with an initiative to promote a groundbreaking (likely highly-profitable) new business in women’s vibrating tampons, don’t even try to convince me that this is not a nepotistic appointment.
When a woman is doubled up in pain, something, just anything to ease the agony, read vibration, (distraction) could do the trick.
Sure, I’m joking about that idea.
Still, I haven’t forgotten the monthly agony I suffered, doubled up in pain, in floods of tears, unable to go to school.
Not every woman suffers so, but many do.
So imagine my incredulity when my sister sent me a text that read:
“Google…Period Dignity Officer then convince me the world has not gone mad.”
Google…Period Dignity Officer, then convince me the world has not gone mad.
I could never have been prepared for the announcement.
