I too get nervous at the airport. There's nothing to worry about in my baggage, except for sharp thing they keep ex-raying. inside my bag.

I tell them I have emptied it many times and can find nothing.

They take it and slice open the lining to reveal a nail file.

For the life of me I have no idea how it got there. But for the rip caused by the officers, I can find no way for the file to have got between the lining and the bag itself.

They confiscate the file.

But for the need to house my wallet and passport, they might as well have taken my bag.

Just realised this could be a story, Harry