and start writing! Does your girlfriend think you’re a worthless storyteller? Good! Pick up the pen and start writin…d on a real-life character named Jordan Belfort. To inspire you to write, I am adapting his speech, “So you listen to me and you listen well. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Good! Pick up the pen and start writing! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! Pick up the pen and start writing! Does your girlfriend think you’re a worthless storyteller? Good! Pick up the pen and start writing!”