How about, from the confessional...What do you mean, you killed a man? Mabe the kid was not ready for his first confession. :)

I could have confessed about the time a drunk man took my best friend, and me, into the fish and chip shop, (owned by a parishioner) and bought us anything a kid desires, chips, lemonade and ice-cream. Then he said goodbye and went home.

Had my parents found out we would have been banned form Benediction for a long time. One missed opportunity! :)