Given that 50 claps are now worth virtually nothing, on Medium, I am dutifully sending you them.

I also sent you a box of nothing in the post.

When the woman at Australia Post reminded me that I hadn't filled in the contents box, I quickly penned a zero.

"No" she said. Your must write words", so I wrote, nothing, nothing nothing.

She was busy so no checking, and the box was duly tossed into the appropriate pile for posting.

But now I am looking through my window as a few police cars are parked outside. I suspect they are here for nothing at all.