A splendid example of perfect sentence structure.

I used to write one-sentence stories on my smart board, and read them to my year two students (the perfect age to ensnare them), and then collapse on the floor begging for a comma or a full-stop to save my life. Nothing like a near-death experience to promote help.

The kids loved it, offering easy fixes in that instant. One student, now a young mother, and still in touch, often reminds me of my superior dramatic skills.

I just realized, I should of have written the above in one sentence.